[Baron Munchausen]

Originally posted by dogscoff:
The guy wouldn't Last a week in a normal jail. He'd either be '*****ed' to death by other inmates, kill himself or simply crumble away into dust.

If they find him guilty of anything, therefore, they'll either find some really cushy celebrity prison for him, or put him in a psych hospital or just let him go free because, you know, he's famous. Maybe they'll re-invent house arrest and confine him to that creepy playground ranch he has.

Yeah, he wouldn't be able to take life in a real prison. Supervision with one of those 'ankle-bracelet' things seems a likely option. But they will also probably put him under court order to stay away from children.

The thing is, from what is leaking out about the case, it's very likely to be bogus just like they are saying. Have you heard some of the details yet? He was playing 'celebrity philanthropist' and helping this kid and his family financially. The kid's mother got a bit too demanding and MJ decided to drop them rather than put up with the hassles, so she ran to a lawyer and the rumbles about child molestation started shortly afterwards. Granted, this is his side of the story but it sounds like they've got some good documentation.