OT-Way OT, Michael Jackson in prison?

[Will]

Oh, you didn't mean the vice president of my university?

http://www.usc.edu/about/administrat...r/jackson.html

[dogscoff]

The guy wouldn't Last a week in a normal jail. He'd either be '*****ed' to death by other inmates, kill himself or simply crumble away into dust.

If they find him guilty of anything, therefore, they'll either find some really cushy celebrity prison for him, or put him in a psych hospital or just let him go free because, you know, he's famous. Maybe they'll re-invent house arrest and confine him to that creepy playground ranch he has.

[gregebowman]

I don't know how California's law system works for celebrities, but I know that in Florida, we had Darryl Strawberry in prison 3 or 4 times. And he went to a regular prison. Club Fed prisons are exactly that. Federal Prisons, NOT state prisons. I don't think there is such a thing as a Club Fed for state prisons, although there maybe a low-risk prison he may be sent to. All I know, is that he better have a cast-iron chastity belt on when he gets there, and he had better never drop his soap.

[Growltigger]

I dunno, if Wacko drops his soap in front of some 19 stone 6 foot 5 redneck who says "your MY puppy now boy", how would you tell the difference of Wacko's reaction from his normal singing style

He would still be going "Ooohh" in a high pitched pansy voice

Might cure him from his(alledged) paedophile tendencies!

[General Woundwort]

Originally posted by oleg:
WHO BLOODY CARES !!!! I HATE THE CELEBRITY NONSENSE WE ARE FEEDED FROM TELE !!!!

Sorry for shouting but I'm really pissed off by this modern form of the opium for masses. (used to be a religion - K.Marx copyright)

The sad effect of television on British citizens...

http://www.spectator.co.uk/article.p...-11-22&id=3759

[Baron Munchausen]

Originally posted by dogscoff:
The guy wouldn't Last a week in a normal jail. He'd either be '*****ed' to death by other inmates, kill himself or simply crumble away into dust.

If they find him guilty of anything, therefore, they'll either find some really cushy celebrity prison for him, or put him in a psych hospital or just let him go free because, you know, he's famous. Maybe they'll re-invent house arrest and confine him to that creepy playground ranch he has.

Yeah, he wouldn't be able to take life in a real prison. Supervision with one of those 'ankle-bracelet' things seems a likely option. But they will also probably put him under court order to stay away from children.

The thing is, from what is leaking out about the case, it's very likely to be bogus just like they are saying. Have you heard some of the details yet? He was playing 'celebrity philanthropist' and helping this kid and his family financially. The kid's mother got a bit too demanding and MJ decided to drop them rather than put up with the hassles, so she ran to a lawyer and the rumbles about child molestation started shortly afterwards. Granted, this is his side of the story but it sounds like they've got some good documentation.

[Baron Munchausen]

Originally posted by General Woundwort:

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Originally posted by oleg:
WHO BLOODY CARES !!!! I HATE THE CELEBRITY NONSENSE WE ARE FEEDED FROM TELE !!!!

Sorry for shouting but I'm really pissed off by this modern form of the opium for masses. (used to be a religion - K.Marx copyright)

The sad effect of television on British citizens...

http://www.spectator.co.uk/article.p...-11-22&id=3759

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Ouch... and now we know why so much 'Anti-Americanism' is abroad. People are getting propogandized with this sordid television junk and think it represents what American is really like. And other people are getting annoyed by the television watchers and also think this is what America is really like. Imagine an Arab meeting Arab youth dressing and acting the 'grunge' style (which is the real word for the 'white trash' style talked about in this article) they have seen on television.

[Growltigger]

Let's face it, sharing a bed with young boys you are not related to is just a bit strange, and of course, by his own denial, Mr Jackson has not had major pLastic surgery and skin pigmentation treatment.

My arse he hasn't.

[Wardad]

A woman was relaxing on the beach.
She looked up and saw Michael Jason.
She rose quickly and said to him,
"Excuse me, but your in my s*n."