[Atrocities]

80. If you have had to put people in jail for breaking the law against having sex with animals.

81. If the suite your waring now is the same suite you were waring Last year and you it has never been washed.

82. If you are given a state of the art, 100% operational, billion dollar communication system and you sell it six weeks later at a planetary garage sale for $200.00 bucks and then use that money to buy an inferior model that is ten years old.

83. If you ripped out the back seat of your ground transport vehical so you can haul live stock.

84. If your palace is also your barn.

85. If you regularly buy and sell crap at the galatic flea market.

86. If you are given a brand new star ship and within six weeks have completely turned it into a POS garbage scow rust bucket. Complete with a foot deep layer of trash in all the corridors because your redneck crew refuse to put their trash in to the trash recepticals.

87. If you have statues of Gomer Pile in all your capitols.

88. If all your radio stations play country music and only country music.

89. If your mothers idea of fresh milk is you going out to the barn, the room next store, and milking the goat.

90. If your father is often seen headin into the Goat pin with a jar of vasoline and an ear to ear grin on his face. "I'm go'in ta gets me summm."

[ June 04, 2004, 20:25: Message edited by: Atrocities ]