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June 4th, 2004, 09:17 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
80. If you have had to put people in jail for breaking the law against having sex with animals.
81. If the suite your waring now is the same suite you were waring Last year and you it has never been washed.
82. If you are given a state of the art, 100% operational, billion dollar communication system and you sell it six weeks later at a planetary garage sale for $200.00 bucks and then use that money to buy an inferior model that is ten years old.
83. If you ripped out the back seat of your ground transport vehical so you can haul live stock.
84. If your palace is also your barn.
85. If you regularly buy and sell crap at the galatic flea market.
86. If you are given a brand new star ship and within six weeks have completely turned it into a POS garbage scow rust bucket. Complete with a foot deep layer of trash in all the corridors because your redneck crew refuse to put their trash in to the trash recepticals.
87. If you have statues of Gomer Pile in all your capitols.
88. If all your radio stations play country music and only country music.
89. If your mothers idea of fresh milk is you going out to the barn, the room next store, and milking the goat.
90. If your father is often seen headin into the Goat pin with a jar of vasoline and an ear to ear grin on his face. "I'm go'in ta gets me summm."
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June 4th, 2004, 11:38 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
91. Your repair ships use Bondo.....and lots of it!!
92. Every ship has a mascot. Nearly all are good huntin' dogs. Some however, are coons, gators, or a specially stupid Jraenar captured in the Last war.
93. All warships come designed with a gun rack.
94. First encounters: *BANG* "Halt or I'll shoot!!"
95. Ships go three speeds: Fast, Faster and YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Where's the ka-boom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering ka-boom!
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June 5th, 2004, 12:06 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
Quote:
Originally posted by Cheeze:
95. Ships go three speeds: Fast, Faster and YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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R O F L M A O - Damn funny. 
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June 5th, 2004, 01:43 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
96. Your cabinet ministers are Larry, Darryl, and Darryl.
97. Your royal palace collapsed due to planetary bombing... and several dogs were crushed under the front porch.
98. All these years your crazy neighbors claimed to be abducted by aliens... and now you believe them when you are assigned to a work camp in Xiria IX.   |
June 5th, 2004, 01:54 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
99. Your biggest best warship is also your biggest best barn/brothel.
100. Your idea of interspecies relations is hitting on the phong patriarch's "cute" daughter.
100. Your the Emperor/Plummer/Sherrif/Handy Man and everyone just calls you Larry/Leon/Bubba/Roy.
101. You stop building your mighty starnavy when you reach 30 starships because you can't remember what comes after 30...
102. If you and everyone in your empire actually know who the Clampets are.
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A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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June 5th, 2004, 07:39 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
103. If your planets Pacification Center is little more than a giant green bug zapper. (Think about it.)
104. If your Flag Ships name is General Lee.
105. If the first thing your explores do when they find and land on a new planet is to take a "pee."
106. If the USS in your ship names stands for United Sud Suckers.
107. If your race is also known as the Monobrows.
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June 5th, 2004, 09:13 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
I have to ask, do any of you find this list to be hilarious? I can't stop laughing at some of the entries.
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