Thread: Phong's Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)
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Old July 23rd, 2003, 05:01 PM
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Default Re: Phong\'s Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)
The foreman droid enters Woundwort's office. Woundwort is going over the accounting spreadsheet on a pop-up computer screen on his desk.

"What happened to the message bot?"

"We transported it back as ordered."

"And...?"

"Well... we had to destroy it upon arrival?"

"What is this, 20 Questions? What on earth happened?"

The foreman droid walks over to Woundwort and starts buzzing in his ear. Variously, looks of shock, horror, and disgust march over his face.

"Uh... right. Carry on."

"Yes, sir. What about the holostatue?"

"Don't bother replacing it. Just call the Starfury construction board and have them fill in the crater in the sidewalk. As long as the opening is delayed, they can put the time to good use."

"Yes, sir."
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