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This is Machaka National News. The winds have shifted in the Ermor War of Aggression against the peaceful Machaka Jungle Folk. That shift is the doing of the [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon42.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] HONORABLE LORD OF ULM.[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon42.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] A mighty HURRAY can be heard from every Machakan village as the locals sing “Vive l’Ulm! Vive l’Ulm!” to the favorite Machakan folk tune, “Your Snake Ate my Sister.”
The Great Spider Lord has proclaimed the next week a national holiday for giving thanks to the FREEDOM LEGIONS OF ULM. We at MNN happily report that the mighty F.L.U. is spreading swiftly through the
EVIL LICH ****’s
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On a sad note, the opportunistic giants to the Great Spider Lord’s south have snatched some of the Machakan Jungle. The territory in question had been momentarily overrun by troglodytes belched up from the ground. A spokesman for the Great Spider Lord has expressed concern that this might indicate hostility on the part of the giants, but no such inclinations have been communicated diplomatically. The Great Spider Lord always thought the giants loved to keep to themselves and write mythic haiku.
This is Machaka National News. Fair, unbiased news brought to you by loyal minions of the Great Spider Lord.
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