[Captain Kwok]

Here's what I've planned so far for 'weapons':

Flying Spaghetti Monster
Noodly Appendage Attack (Half Damage To Shields)
Noodly Appendage Defense (Point Defense)
Noodly Appendage Grab (Pull Target)
Noodly Appendage Push (Push Target)

Processor Monster
Heat Ray (Normal)
Claw Attack (Half Damage To Shields)
Chopper (Skips Armor)
Chopper Defense (Point Defense)
Grabber (Pull Target)

Fungal Monster
Mold Attack (Plague)
Spore Attack (?)
Spore Defense (Point Defense)

Stomach Monster
Bite Attack (Half Damage To Shields)
Acid Attack (Skips Armor)
Acid Defense (Point Defense)