[Gregstrom]

Thunbu's Commandments for dealing with His Extreme Dodginess Tamakeri, v.1.1:

1: When you are asked to supply stilettoes, you are not being asked for daggers.

2: If you are whipped or beaten, it actually means that Tamakeri is pleased with you. This has caused confusion in the past.

3: The Lord Tamakeri may offer to shower you with gold. If this occurs you should refuse politely, or at the very least be sure to wear waterproof clothing.

4: The same advice applies to any offers of jewelry.

5: Don't mention any personal liking for improvised jazz singing - this is for your own good.