Joker: new game, new theme, HA Ha ha

Gregstrom · #1 October 21st, 2008, 10:35 AM

Thunbu's Commandments for dealing with His Extreme Dodginess Tamakeri, v.1.1:

1: When you are asked to supply stilettoes, you are not being asked for daggers.

2: If you are whipped or beaten, it actually means that Tamakeri is pleased with you. This has caused confusion in the past.

3: The Lord Tamakeri may offer to shower you with gold. If this occurs you should refuse politely, or at the very least be sure to wear waterproof clothing.

4: The same advice applies to any offers of jewelry.

5: Don't mention any personal liking for improvised jazz singing - this is for your own good.

Bwaha · #2 October 21st, 2008, 11:26 AM

We are pleased to open a new agency...

Who's first? Bwaha ha ha ha he he, oops...

I've been playing LA Rylah too much...

Bwaha · #3 October 21st, 2008, 12:06 PM

This organization was formed because of this letter from a new province: It was disgusting, these young lads were urinating in my fish pond,and kicking over my gnomes. I have never seen anything like it, I have lived here for 28 years, and my gnomes have never been attacked like this before.

I assure you that we love the little people, we think they are funny...