An ailing old Blood Mage sat mourning,
while giving his hunters this warning:
"Time's now a Burden!
Find every virgin!
For surely there'll be none by morning!"
***credit to vfb for the BoT idea*** 
There once was a young Hierodule,
Who soliloquized thus to his tool:
''You took all my wealth
And you ruined my health
And now you won't pee, you old fool."
***credit to Mr. Vonnegut*** 