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Old January 19th, 2009, 11:19 PM
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An ailing old Blood Mage sat mourning,
while giving his hunters this warning:
"Time's now a Burden!
Find every virgin!
For surely there'll be none by morning!"

***credit to vfb for the BoT idea***



There once was a young Hierodule,
Who soliloquized thus to his tool:
''You took all my wealth
And you ruined my health
And now you won't pee, you old fool."

***credit to Mr. Vonnegut***

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