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Old May 23rd, 2010, 03:55 PM
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Default Re: The joke thread

From an AAR on another Dom3 forum....

Q: What's the best type of Bard?
A: A dead one!

Q: What's better than a dead Bard?
A: Three dead Bards!

Q: What's better than three dead Bards?
A: Three dead Bards and a dead Forester carrying a Stone Idol!
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