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Old May 23rd, 2010, 03:55 PM
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From an AAR on another Dom3 forum....

Q: What's the best type of Bard?
A: A dead one!

Q: What's better than a dead Bard?
A: Three dead Bards!

Q: What's better than three dead Bards?
A: Three dead Bards and a dead Forester carrying a Stone Idol!
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Default Re: The joke thread

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Originally Posted by Gandalf Parker View Post
From an AAR on another Dom3 forum....

Q: What's the best type of Bard?
A: A dead one!

Q: What's better than a dead Bard?
A: Three dead Bards!

Q: What's better than three dead Bards?
A: Three dead Bards and a dead Forester carrying a Stone Idol!
Woo hoo! My quote made the joke thread! Glad you liked it.
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Originally Posted by Gandalf Parker View Post
From an AAR on another Dom3 forum....

Q: What's the best type of Bard?
A: A dead one!

Q: What's better than a dead Bard?
A: Three dead Bards!

Q: What's better than three dead Bards?
A: Three dead Bards and a dead Forester carrying a Stone Idol!
Woo hoo! My quote made the joke thread! Glad you liked it.
When I read that I totally cracked up. I couldn't talk for like half a minute. I guess it just has this "retard joke" feel, but it's actually funny too Combined with slight reminder to all those dead baby jokes, it was pretty literal lol.
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