Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

Growltigger · #1 July 2nd, 2003, 02:32 PM

The camera pans up a windy road, just past a deserted barn and down a gravel path into a rather nice green valley with a lake.

A large starship descends through the clouds, a voice can heard saying "Mr Power Man, controlled Phaser bLasts for excavating if your please", actinic lights shoots down and a carater is excavated. The starship descends into the crater and a shimmering field surrounds the ship. The image changes...

The neon lights above a large timber framed building (built in a Bavarian style) are switched on..... "Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller" flashes on and off in the summer sky...

The doors are flung open by a large feline wearing a dinner jacket and black tie... He is surrounded by some rather lovely young ladies, all wearing hot pants and crossed bandoliers (and not much else). Some of them are in classic Bavarian serving wench outfits...

"hmmmmm" says the great kat, "swanning off round the galaxy is all well and good, but sometimes, you just need that old cantina experience"....

A large T-Rex, also DJ clad, ambles up to the parking lot, ready to abuse customers and crap in their vehicles....

"Let the party begin, the first 10 customers get free booze"

[ July 02, 2003, 13:44: Message edited by: Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat ]

primitive · #2 July 2nd, 2003, 03:13 PM

The Primitive one, taking a rest from the endless slaughters on the hill (KOTH), wanders the dessert seeking a place of silence for his meditations. The time had come to seek the answers to some of the eternal questions confronting mankind:

Does God exist ?
What are the meaning of life ?
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Are those real ?

Finding a perfect place of solitude, the Primitive one sits down in Lotus position, smokes the holy weed and opens his mind to the void.

Free beer – free beer – free beer – free beer – free beer

Satisfied with the answer, Primitive finds his rusty (yet pointy) spear and hikes to the new cantina. Good to be back Tigga

Growltigger · #3 July 2nd, 2003, 03:57 PM

Good to see you Primitive, please put that rusty (yet pointy) spear down and have a large vat of top quality super string lager with some spicy tribble wings to boot...

All on the house...

And please meet our new FBW's, in addition to all the clones we have here, we have managed to employ Cindy Crawford, Famke Jannsen, Halle Berry and quite a few other top totty as FBWs

Take your pick

Erax · #4 July 2nd, 2003, 06:10 PM

Chief Engineer Erax comes up the turbolift.
Sees the Phong's Head has become a cantina again.
Goes back down the stairs (turbolift gone).
Erax comes back in his usual clothes, finds himself a table, and remembers some wise words :

"I was driven to drink because of a woman. And I never got the chance to thank her."

[ July 02, 2003, 17:11: Message edited by: Erax ]

primitive · #5 July 2nd, 2003, 06:34 PM

Thanks Tigga, I think I try my luck with Halle Berry. Then I can at least get the answer to the 4th question

Congrats on your face lift, Mucho macho.

Growltigger · #6 July 2nd, 2003, 07:17 PM

free beer for your Erax too.. why dont you brag the Gisella Bundchen FBW and see what you can get up to in the turbolift....

Just dont break the thing, its bearings are a little shaky...

Damn, being the captain of a galactic battleship is fine, but nothing beats running a boozer, hey, we even now have a dartboard and a pool table and a bar billiards table!!