Amusing Affliction?

[Frosted Flake]

mostly they are pretty reasonable but i got a chuckle from a limping darkvine ...how would one notice?

frosted flake

[Norfleet]

Apparently, a Dark Vine that limps drags part of itself and moves more slowly than a regular unlimping Dark Vine: Things don't need legs to limp, after all: A damaged airplane can limp back to base.

The REAL funny thing is a limping MONOLITH. How does a monolith limp? It doesn't move, period!

[Duncanish]

I saw a Dark Vine that had lost an eye once. o0;

[HJ]

My personal favorite is "lost the head" and its desription "sorry, no helmets any more". Considering that the lost head also means losing both eyes, being feebleminded and mute, that's the Last of my worries.

[PvK]

Hey, it's all fun and games, until someone loses an eye!

PvK

[Scott Hebert]

I think some of the funniest afflictions are the 'lose a couple of eyes' you see on Spiders.