Make me a signature or... something

[sachmo]

I used to use quotes from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.

Here is one of my Favorites...

"If trees could scream, would we be so quick to cut them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."

OR....

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful bird? And in his beak is a beautiful rose, and he's carrying a beautiful, beautiful painting? And also, you're drunk."

[tesco samoa]

"mineral planets are best "

[Perrin]

I dare you to use this one:

"I taught Imperator Fyron everything he knows!"

[Gryphin]

If you are not careful your sig could end you up in a discussion on psycology or phyics or spelling.

[Zarix]

"I am THE SUPERBUNNY. I will throw my cordless mouse in your CPU fan!"

[Desdinova]

if nothing else you can always takes stuff from books, movies, games and places like that.

[ December 09, 2002, 19:06: Message edited by: desdinova ]

[Matryx]

Well I may as well contribute
One of my favourites is
"Please direct all feedback to /dev/null"
or
"real programmers do cp /dev/random * and cross their fingers"

alternatively there is

"No Trendy Logos"

or

"It takes a big man to cry, but a bigger man to laugh in the face of that man"

[Matryx]

OR even, you could write something, and then use your sig to advertise it

[Puke]

well, mine is a total out of context quote from a dead author that I enjoy. For general use, I recommend bad one-liners.

like:

Those who live in glass houses... Should dress in the basement

and:

Sosumi's: Best Kosher Sushi in town.

or quote famous military personalities like Tsu, Mac Arthur (i never remember if he was a Mac or a Mc), or Sherman.

[Fyron]

Originally posted by Perrin:
I dare you to use this one:

quote:

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"I taught Imperator Fyron everything he knows!"

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LOL! Only I could make that claim though.