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September 23rd, 2003, 04:49 PM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
Primitive, disturbed in his study of an ”artsy” magazine looks up and sees a double barrel stuck in his face. Takes the Bugs Bunny VS Elmer Fudge solution and sticks two fingers in the barrels. Watches the shotgun blow up and Instar left all black and smoky.
Strange, I would have thought that would hurt my fingers a bit more 
Kamog:
Good too see you are familiar with finer culture 
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September 23rd, 2003, 08:25 PM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
shoves Primitive down his toilet.
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September 23rd, 2003, 08:58 PM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
King Primitive, in great distress, calls for his lackeys to pull him free of the toilet.
Erax, now cast as the handiman from the Phong's Head Cantina, strolls in carrying a toolbox.
King Primitive, not wishing to expose his kingly privates to a plebeian, takes off his crown and places it in his lap.
Erax takes one long look at the situation and declares :
"OK, I can get the barbarian dude out, but your King is Reeeeeeeeeeally stuck."
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September 23rd, 2003, 09:18 PM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
ah, his toilet is aka a black hole aka Cyrien. he's dead.
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September 23rd, 2003, 11:27 PM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
Maybe he has lots of armor to resist my damage at the center of the black hole ability. I believe it only takes something like 5000?
I would move everyone 2 closer to ultimate doom but I seem to be clogged atm.
[ September 23, 2003, 22:28: Message edited by: Cyrien ]
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September 24th, 2003, 12:51 AM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
Whacks Narf.
Nope, Definitely not dead
Misses his deep baryton voice so he jumps back into the black hole to look for the "king" and the "throne(s)".
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September 24th, 2003, 03:21 AM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
Dang! Gotta find Doom a new double barrel shotty...
Doom revs up the chainsaw, and decides that a few walls need to go...
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September 24th, 2003, 05:43 AM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
the whack on the head brings Narf out of his zombie state and he quickly ties ropes to his two shiny hammer's and nails Erax from fifty feet.
one more for me.
puts on some wrap-around sunglasses.
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September 24th, 2003, 06:23 AM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
Doom manages to find an invisibility item, and sneaks up behind people and uses his chainsaw and chaingun to cut people in half.
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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
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September 24th, 2003, 07:09 AM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
In the "New Ship Images" Thread, the feline Katchoo was flattened by Narf with a hammer and tossed into space like the proverbial frisbee...
*whooooooosh whoooooosh whooooosh whoooosh whooosh*
Suddenly Katchoo comes whirling into this Thread and promply strikes Narf in the back of the head-
*CLONK*
Frisbee-Katchoo then promply spins off back into the nether regions between Threads...
*whooosh whoooosh whooooosh whoooooosh whooooooosh*
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