OT - How would sc-fi ships do in battle against each other?

[EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro]

Well I'd take the Death Star over the Ice Cream Cone. After all 1 ship down it's mouth did it in for good. Maybe we could distract it with a nice juicy Alderaan.

I was also thinking since Luke is the one that pulled the trigger, what is his body count. Does this make him the second largest murderer in the galaxy after The Grand Admiral blowing Alderaan out of space? I got a cutaway of the Death Star but no actual census of crew. Way to go Luke! How many Imperial citizens did you kill? How many Imperial troopers died that might have been sympathetic to the rebellion? Guess we'll have to ask the Rebel Flyboy with the hots for his sister.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Originally posted by Rojero:
How about that doomsday device from the original star trek series that kirk had to fight with commodore decker? you think that the death star can take it out? or will it get eaten by the "giant ice cream cone"? [/QB]

the thing that ate starships? well, the hull was neutronium, so it would have to fire at the inside of the gun, where they blew up the starship. if the gun managed to reach the death star, it's neutronium hull would mean it would eat a hole right through the middle, which would probably cause the death star to explode, which might destroy the GICC.

so, we've got one win for each and one draw. i think the balace is in favor of the death star, though.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Originally posted by EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro:
I was also thinking since Luke is the one that pulled the trigger, what is his body count. Does this make him the second largest murderer in the galaxy after The Grand Admiral blowing Alderaan out of space? I got a cutaway of the Death Star but no actual census of crew. Way to go Luke! How many Imperial citizens did you kill? How many Imperial troopers died that might have been sympathetic to the rebellion? Guess we'll have to ask the Rebel Flyboy with the hots for his sister.

if you wish to discuss that, please post it in another thread. this is a non-serious thread.

[Atrocities]

I don't know about all this other stuff, but I do know that my own Star Ships would kick the crap out of any other star ship out there.

[General Woundwort]

Originally posted by EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro:
I was also thinking since Luke is the one that pulled the trigger, what is his body count. Does this make him the second largest murderer in the galaxy after The Grand Admiral blowing Alderaan out of space? I got a cutaway of the Death Star but no actual census of crew. Way to go Luke! How many Imperial citizens did you kill? How many Imperial troopers died that might have been sympathetic to the rebellion?

Lando's got him beat. He not only nuked a Death Star, but ruined a nearby planet with the fallout...

The Endor Holocaust

Guess that makes up for his not getting to play Two-Face, eh?

[General Woundwort]

Originally posted by Rojero:

quote:

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Originally posted by EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro:
Green Orion Slave Girl(Yvonne Craig)
vs.
Princess Leia Slave Girl.

Doesn't matter who'd win!

hmmm how about

Cassiopia (Blond girl from orginal Battlestar Galactica)
vs.
Erin Moran (Joanie from Happy Days) who was in the movie Galaxy of Terror? LOL

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It's been done...

Ivanova vs. 7 of 9 vs. Leia

Short Version - Ivanova won.

Or, for a more even match-up...

Officer John McClane ("Die-Hard") vs. the Death Star

[gregebowman]

Originally posted by EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro:
Well I'd take the Death Star over the Ice Cream Cone. After all 1 ship down it's mouth did it in for good. Maybe we could distract it with a nice juicy Alderaan.

I was also thinking since Luke is the one that pulled the trigger, what is his body count. Does this make him the second largest murderer in the galaxy after The Grand Admiral blowing Alderaan out of space? I got a cutaway of the Death Star but no actual census of crew. Way to go Luke! How many Imperial citizens did you kill? How many Imperial troopers died that might have been sympathetic to the rebellion? Guess we'll have to ask the Rebel Flyboy with the hots for his sister.

I forget which novel it was, but it was pre-Yuzon Vong, and Luke's companion at the time asked him if he knew how many people were on the Death Star at the time of its destruction. I don't recall the exact number, but Luke said it was over 1 million.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Or, for a more even match-up...

Officer John McClane ("Die-Hard") vs. the Death Star

see? see? that's exactly the same logic i used to say enterprise could take out the death star. track record!

[Atrocities]

I am just waiting for the Alien vs Preditor movie.

NOTE: I sincerely hope that James Cameron does the movie and not the people who made Alien 3 and 4. oh those were such bad bad movies it was ciminal to even think of making them.

[TNZ]

In a battle between Babylon 5 ships and Star Trek ships, the Babylon 5 ships would win because they have W.C. and Star Trek ships don’t. I base my theory on the fact that in all the Star Trek episodes I have see, they never use, refer or show a W.C. not even on the official blueprints.


"Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons." -- Spock, to Kirk, refusing a hug (Star Trek V)