Phong's Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy) - Page 4

Atrocities · #31 September 8th, 2003, 01:40 AM

I would also like a Galaxy Gasser Burrito and a bull of your best Feel The Force Chilli.

General Woundwort · #32 September 8th, 2003, 03:47 AM

Uhm... right. Just be sure to eat your meal in that booth over there... the one with the atmospheric/environmental recycling shields.

(Aside to maitre-d'roid) Oh, by the way, Sancho... if a large manatee named Hugh ever shows up, he has a two-drink limit - and that is non-negotiable.

[ September 08, 2003, 13:16: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

Atrocities · #33 September 8th, 2003, 06:24 AM

What? That both is awful close to it isn't it? I mean I have no problems with it, except that it is it and it don't like me. What is it any ways? It should have a name, but it does not. I think we should call it, the It, or Sir It. Whatever you do just don't ask It for a light. Bad bad bad news if you do that.

General Woundwort · #34 September 8th, 2003, 02:06 PM

If you're so nervous, get Deadstar to loan you one of his security specialists to be your bodyguard-slash-date - provided she can stand the results of your dinner. But I'll have you know that It is one of my best customers, and It's never given me trouble yet.

[ September 08, 2003, 13:15: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

Atrocities · #35 September 9th, 2003, 01:47 AM

I will have you know that I have the digestive ability of a termite! Nothing bothers me. Well except that one time, but that is neither here nor there.

I need no body gaurd, unless she is very attractive.

General Woundwort · #36 September 10th, 2003, 09:52 PM

Woundwort looks around in satisfaction as the Cantina begins to fill up with customers. Sensing the need to add a little more atmosphere, he punches a few buttons on his wrist-computer. A few minutes later, a band of familiar-looking aliens takes to one of the side stages. They warm up their instruments and strike up a tune...

MIDI (zipped)

[OOC - Sorry it's MIDI, but I couldn't find one in a better format...]

General Woundwort · #37 September 18th, 2003, 10:59 AM

As the customers in the Cantina kick back with their favorite beverages (nnd barbequed Tribble wings - a perenneal Phong's Head offering), the noise of a massive crowd outside begins to be heard over the din of the music and bar background noise.

Woundwort taps a few buttons on his wrist computer. Hidden cameras on the outside of the Cantina track the mob and broadcast to a screen on his computer.

Looking at the crowd, he smiles, and punches a few more buttons. A holographic fog screen appears near the front of the Cantina, showing the entire room the goings-on outside.

A huge mass of sentientity - humans mixed in with almost every conveivable alien race, are marching down the main drag where the Cantina is located. They are all carrying placards, and chanting a protest.

"demo,
demo,
Demo,
DEMO!,
DEMO!"

Atrocities · #38 September 18th, 2003, 05:23 PM

Atrocities starts a nice little card game with a few of the other in the bar.

An evil smile briefly appears upon his face as he sits and begin dealing the cards.

General Woundwort · #39 September 18th, 2003, 06:21 PM

Just remember, AT, the management assumes NO responsibility for the safety of any gamblers in this establishment... especially if they're playing against Wookies.

[ September 18, 2003, 17:22: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

Atrocities · #40 September 20th, 2003, 01:06 AM

Oh the Wookie, don't worry about him, that is just Gizzmo. And he is with me.

Its the EEE you have to worry about. Those things are poor loosers.

[ September 19, 2003, 12:07: Message edited by: Atrocities ]