OT: I have Won AGAIN!!!

Atrocities · #1 January 26th, 2005, 06:00 PM

Quote:

NATIONAL POSTCODE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY AND PROMOTIONS.
VANM EEGENSTRAAT 70,
POST CODE 1122GK,
AMSTERDAM,
THE NETHERLANDS.

FROM: THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT,
SCFN: GWK/5333/025648/03UAD.
BATCH: 241/2002/BLL.

Attn:

We are pleased to inform you of the release today the 26th of January,2005 of the NATIONAL POSTCODE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY/PROMOTIONS,NETHERLANDS held on the 10th of January,2005.

Your email address attached to the Ticket No:1001-58255563-2285 with Serial No: 8888/03 drew from the Lucky
No:02-22-00-66-99-85-52-12-36-50, which consequently won the lottery in the FIRST category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS (US$500,000.00) in cash credited to security file number GWK/5333/025648/03UAD.This is from a total cash prize
of US$2 Million share among four individuals in this category.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!.

Your funds is now deposited with our Payment/Finance Department in the security company to your name ,Due to the mixed up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this winning a top secret from the public
notice until your claims has been processed and remitted to your account as this is apart of the security protocol, to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from the 100,000 company/individal email addresses from all over the world as part of our international promotions program, which we conduct
every decade.

We hope with a part of winnings ,you will take part in our end of year stake USD$20million International Lottery Program.

TO begin your claims, please contact your claim agent:

NATIONAL POSTCODE LOTERIJ AGENCY:

DR.ROY VAN(Director of operations).
TEL: 0031-620-382-628
Email

ostcode2004@netscape.net

For processing and remittance of your cash to a designated account of your choice. Remember,all winnings must be claim not later than 10th of February,2005. After this date, all unclaimed funds will be returned to
the promotion company.

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your security credicted file number and batch numbers respectively in every correspondence with your claim agent.

Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claim agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs Maureen Kats,
(promotion manager).

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This is simply one of the funniest things I have ever read. Any one care to respond and have some fun? We can all set up fake emails and claim the winnings. Then play games for a while.

Suicide Junkie · #2 January 26th, 2005, 06:02 PM

I'll take it in unmarked $20 bills, please.

tesco samoa · #3 January 26th, 2005, 06:17 PM

hey can you pick out some cash for life tickets for me...

David E. Gervais · #4 January 26th, 2005, 06:26 PM

You know what they say, if it's too good to be true it's probably a scam. I'm sure they will 'require' you give them full disclosure of all your personal info regarding your bank accounts, CC numbers, but will for some strange reason not 'require' any 'standsrd' means of ID, like a drivers license etc.

I know you know this, but if you really won something then you would have someone knock at your door. at the very least the mail man with a registered mail.

Anyway, nuf said,

Cheers!

narf poit chez BOOM · #5 January 26th, 2005, 09:38 PM

Kats?

LAUNCH ALL ZIGS! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Baron Munchausen · #6 January 26th, 2005, 10:53 PM

It took that much time for you to get another one? I 'win' several times a day. If I posted my notices to these forums I'd be accused of trying to inflate my post count.

Caduceus · #7 January 26th, 2005, 11:07 PM

/me eyes AT's 10K post count

Atrocities · #8 January 26th, 2005, 11:21 PM

Now watch some idiot will see this post and actually try and pull a slick weasle on me and contact the contact. LOL

Back when these first started coming out I told a guy I worked with about getting one. He asked me to forward him a copy. I found out today when I ran into his ex-wife, that he blew nearly 10 grand on it. The SOB actually thought he could "sneak in and steal" my winnings according to his ex-wife and lost his ***. He borrowed money on every credit card he had, from all his friends, his family, and even did those car title loans to get the money up to send them. ROFLMAO histarically.

With any luck, after a nice meal, a few glasses of wine, and some pillo talk, old fat arse Atrocities will be getting lucky tonight.

Now that she is on the market, and very interested, at least for the short run, who am I to say no.

Kamog · #9 January 27th, 2005, 03:32 AM

$500,000 US ?? That's a lot of money! How to spend it all?...

A nice new house, a couple of expensive cars, a fancy cruise vacation, a top-of-the-line computer system, tons of games, candy, ice cream, cookies...

Timstone · #10 January 27th, 2005, 05:33 AM

You know AT, the telephonenumber they're giving isn't a real one. Only the 0031 (landcode) is right, the rest isn't real.
Pretty funny these things mostly originate from my beautiful country, or from Afrika. You can almost smell they're not real.
Have fun responding to this.

Edit: I'll take my money in Euro's, so that measn 500000 Euro, that is roughly 30% more than in American Dollars, hehehe.... gimme, gimme, gimme...