MP game: Nations at War. Started! - Page 19

PashaDawg · #**181** April 13th, 2005, 12:08 AM

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[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img]THEY DESERVE NOT THE BENEFITS OF ULM'S HONOR! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img]

Pom-poms waiving! Bubbly Machakan teenagers hopping, cheering, and doing cartwheels.

Go Ulm Go! Go Ulm Go!
*B*
*E*
*A*
*T*
*Beat 'Em*

*B*
*U*
*S*
*T*
*Bust 'Em*

*Beat 'Em! Bust 'Em!*
*That's Ulm's Custom*

*GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ULM!!!!!!!!*

**** YAY!!!!! ****

CUnknown · #**182** April 13th, 2005, 01:00 AM

Yay!!!

Okay!!!! Jotuns die!!!!

I'm psyched now

Jurri · #**183** April 13th, 2005, 06:15 AM

Machakan females serve, with consummate eagerness mind you, in the cunnywarrens of Jotunheim pleasing vaettir and worse! The stinking carcass of the Spider Lord is used as a doorstop. The fate that awaits the oathbreaking people of Ulm and its leader, Judas of Ulm, is hundred times worse!

What mercy to those who break their promises? None!
What breaks for those who say one thing whilst doing another? None!

And Ghost-of-Pasha, every word you utter is a blatant LIE! Jotuns appreciate cleanliness more than anyone, and wash their hands before every meal. And bathe at least once a day.

PashaDawg · #**184** April 13th, 2005, 08:20 AM

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Jurri said:
And Ghost-of-Pasha, every word you utter is a blatant LIE! Jotuns appreciate cleanliness more than anyone, and wash their hands before every meal. And bathe at least once a day.

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[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif[/img] They can scrub, scrub, scrub, but they will never wash away their sins. Their hands will be eternally unclean.

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CUnknown · #**185** April 13th, 2005, 11:14 AM

Pasha is awesome!

jeffr · #**186** April 15th, 2005, 02:08 AM

New turn is up.

CUnknown · #**187** April 15th, 2005, 02:19 AM

Okay....

I'm calling BS on that battle Jurri. You got incredibly lucky there. You were outnumbered and outclassed.

CUnknown · #**188** April 15th, 2005, 03:00 AM

Wow....

I looked at the turn some more are realized it's probably over already. Good job, Jurri.

You still got incredibly lucky on that battle, btw. I would have taken losses, admittedly, because I neglected to get lightning resist items, but I still should have won by all rights. Everyone just f*cking ran for some unknown reason on like turn 3.

But, even if I had won that battle, the game would still pretty much be over. We should have attacked you much earlier on. Good job!

Jurri · #**189** April 15th, 2005, 07:10 AM

Uh, how could you have won that one? Storm messed up your archers and mages, you had only one dude that could fly and he was unlikely to score hits on my AQ even if he got to her, my guys had a relatively high attack value and armor negating attack against your Bane Lords (and lots of soak to keep them occupied even if the battle should be prolonged for some unseen reason). Add Wrathful Skies that is bound to rout any block of non-mindless troops in no time and the battle went just like my experience would dictate it to go; that is to say, just like planned

I'm pretty sure that I have this bagged, seeing how I've shifted gears in my blood machine (gotta love them Skrattis...) and can take the rest of the uniques easily, and pretty soon at that. Having the AQs and Tartarians too I estimate to outgun you and Jeffr so much that there's quite some room for my usual late-game blunders

I don't have you scouted quite as well as Jeffr, so I don't know just how much trouble you can be. I suspect that was your main army, though

To lowly Pasha, the giants have decided to promote your carcass from a doorstop to a back-scratcher for being so funny. Still, such privileges can be taken away as easily as they are bestowed if you don't stop spewing your blatant LIES! The giants have nothing to be ashamed of! Nothing; in fact the Machakans, those lowly insects, were the only nation they explicitly claimed to have no plans of non-aggression with. And the disgusting little creatures deserved to die, to boot.

CUnknown · #**190** April 15th, 2005, 12:02 PM

Jurri...did you -look- at what I had there? I'm not sure where you're getting this "mages" thing, I didn't have more than one. And also, where are you getting "unlikely to score hits on your AQ"? Some of those guys had 30+ attack and artifact weapons. Your AQ would have been toast in 2 rounds.

If I had a few troops that didn't rout, I would have definitely won. The Bane Lords weren't scared of your AQ, that's for sure, the problem is they routed when everyone else did. That ranks up there with the lamest battles ever. I'll definitely have to remember to cast 'mechanical men' before I leave home next time.

Anyway, not that it matters. What you were attacking with was a small fraction of your forces, what I was defending with was my main army. We'll keep playing this one out, but it looks like you got it.