"She's got HUUUUUUUUUUGE TRAWCTS OF LAWND!"
 Monty Python spelled phonetically (sp lol?)
"Save a horse ride a cowboy!"
 Big&Rich song of the same name 

 it's hilarious though not quite a "quote".
"I've been a bad girl."
 Red Queen: Resident Evil
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
 That guy from Apocolypse Now
"Why don't I just take you home to f$*% my sister!"
 R. Lee Ermy, Full Metal Jacket I think it was.
"Yeah I saw jurassic park, everybody got killed."
 Dude from a lame Sci-Fi Channel movie called Boa, coincidentally everybody got killed.
"Big badda boom!"
 Leelu (sp?) 5th Element
"These guys don't use doors honey."
 Rick O'Connel Mummy Returns
"What's the big deal about a talking cat?"
 Orihime, Bleach.
"All the nutrition goes streight to her breasts."
 Two Japanese schoolgirls talking about Orihime, Bleach.
"Assimilate this!"
 Warf! ST:FC
"Richard NIXON is baaaack!"
 Richard Nixon, Futuruama
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
 Princess Layme to shorty Puke Cloudhopper (seriously though I like star wars....but look at what an exausted mind does to you.....I spent to hours laughing at the name Lancealot for a knight.....get it?).
"Mesa thinkin if yousa thinkin jar jar binks is a sterotype of yusa race yusa got beeggah problems then a computer generated character.....stupid."
 An African American Comedian whose name I can't remember at the moment.
"Your not worth a fart in a vac suit you little Sh!$"
 One of "The Fleet" books short stories.