Crazy Game - Started

[PashaDawg]

Turn 5 is out.

Deadline is Tuesday, May 23, 2006 at 9:00 pm EST.

Pasha

[shovah]

lol, i just thought of the best phrase ever: my almighty weener is expanding .

ps: caelum what was your god? its dead so...

[Jurri]

Huh? How do you know that Gilgamesh is dead? Rejoice!

...unless you are fooled by the clever prankster, Victor, who has died under the inept guidance of Alneyan?

[Alneyan]

You are wise in my ways, Jurri. One day, if you should access to a higher level of learning, you shall become my dedicated minion. And who knows? You might end up being my 'prentice!

Poor Victor has currently -8899 HP, if memory serves... or a similarly high number. I wonder how he managed to take that much damage... that's enough damage to die nine hundred times in a row! Poor chap.

[Ygorl]

Likely, he's been flogged by Erinyes post-mortem.

Incidentally, whom do you have to kill around here to attain worldwide fame? I've had to resort to hiring my heroes, and (in addition to not being *near* as impressive as... really, anyone in Ulmish steel) they keep nagging me for money every few months.

[shovah]

you have to kill alneyan

[Ygorl]

When did Alneyan become Public Bad-guy #1, anyway? I always thought that was Jurri?

[Alneyan]

You shouldn't worry, actually. Indies have repelled me thrice of late, and I'm still trying to conquer another province.

At that rate, I'll have twenty High Seraphs conquering provinces before I can get a mundane army up and running... that is, not running away.

[shovah]

dont crush jurri, hes my little underwater friend

[Ygorl]

I don't think Jurri's ever been crushed. Slowly worn down by several other players is about the closest I've ever seen (except for a 1 vs. 1 game where he let me take Ermor, but that hardly counts). Besides, all my troops sink.