Thegreatest game I have and will probably ever pla

[Atrocities]

Oh damn it Mac, you restarted the clock on this turd post.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

mac5732 said:
Dogscoff can Sing????? will wonders never cease.......

Well, you know...Sing...Warble...Screech...

[dogscoff]

* dogscoff clears his throat and takes a deep breath...

I am the very model of an SE4 obsessional,
I quantify resources in organic, rad and mineral,
I know the race descriptions both societal and historical,
From Abbidon to Xi-Chung Hive in order catagorical,


I'm very well acquainted too with races non-material,
I found the Eee consortium to be somewhat ethereal,
When they spoke to me last night they said my growth was quite astonishing,
While the dangers of strange warp points they were carefully admonishing,


I find trade beneficial but my policies expansionist,
Force me to attack my allies and that tends to get them really pissed,
I'll slag their worlds until their score's comparitively fractional,
A state which is conducive to surrender unconditional,


I'll conquer other races for advantage technological,
This aggresive behaviour's nothing short of pathological,
I'll have to pay a price for all my unprovoked atrocities,
My domination always triggers M.E.E. eventually,


In mid game I start construction of the miners monolithical,
My research and economy soon verge upon the mythical,
After that it entertains me to the point of the hysterical,
To build artificial worlds both in the ring-shape and the spherical,


I've tried my hand at modding to increase the AI quality,
Too make them more a challange and reduce their odd propensity,
for sending ships to colonize the reaches of the galaxy,
ignoring death and danger and defying rationality,


They send their ships through damaging phenomena continually,
ignoring warnings that their ships encountered mines there previously,
The whys and wherfores of their thoughts is something of a mystery,
So I suppose that for a challenge I should Play By Webery!


I dream at night of building my dominion galactical,
I play from dawn to sundown with an eagerness fanatical,
I bore my friends to tears with tales of empires astronomical,
I waste my time at work writing songs like this so comical,


I've a hundred player shipsets, some sublime and some ridiculous
I read Shrapnel forums daily, both on-topic threads and frivolous,
I've played all the mods from TDM to Pirates to Proportional,
I am the very model of an SE4 obsessional.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

...And yet, they say we have no lives.

[Renegade 13]

That cracked me up, thanks for a good laugh Dogscoff

[Fyron]

That needs to be wiki'ed... but where...

[TurinTurambar]

Yeah, it borders on maniacal brilliance... but defies categorization...

[mac5732]

maybe bring back the old cantina and put it there? where we can all have a brew or two and listen to dogscoff sing/recite, or whatever he calls it

[Atrocities]

Thanks Dogscoff. U'da'man!

[Combat Wombat]

hahahaha just made my day dogscoff