Now the game. As mentioned, I find myself starting in the middle of the map. Grand, I think: this will be a short and brutal game. I slowly build up an army to start expanding--and quickly discover I have done so *too* slowly; Marverni and Lanka both end up conquering provinces only two short hops away from my capital. Absolutely unacceptable, of course. I conquer the big, juicy Plains that Lanka took near my capital, and send a message to Marverni that essentially reads "I don't want an early war, but I can't allow you to be so close to my home province. My fault, for not expanding fast enough early game, so I offer you a trade: what would you like for these three provinces?"
Now, I'm expecting almost *anything* from "Screw you, they're mine" to "Fine, I want all the provinces south of the mountain range" to "Tithe me 100g for ten turns" to "1200 gold, up front, and they're yours" to "Join me in an early war with Yomi". Almost anything, in fact. Except what he actually did: "I think not", and conquering one of my own provinces--which was also one of my capital's neighbours, to boot!
*blink*
Well, at least we're clear. Early war it is. Time to get on the diplomacy bandwagon. I desperately scream "HELP!!!" at Yomi: "Join me in this war against Marverni, and I'll even let you take their capital!" (--This was a minor 'sacrifice' for me, btw; I've found I hate sieging castles, particularly early-game, and with size-3 Caelum. They tie up your armies for too long, and you need greatly superior numbers--something I wasn't likely to have for a long time.) Since there's no conceivable way I can survive a two-front war, I 'apologize' to Lanka, move out of 'his' Plains province I had just conquered, tell him he can take it back, and offer the standard 3-turn NAP, all the while thinking pleasepleasepleasedon'tkillme...: ) He agrees with some grumbling, and I secure 3-turn NAPs with C'tis, Tien-Chi, and Oceania. I offer the same to Hellheim, and instead he says he 'won't attack me for six turns, and reassess then'. Hrm. Interesting, that...
It turns out (I think, anyways) that Yomi was already in a war with Marverni when my message reached him. (And if that's true, then I cannot fathom what made Marverni think he could handle a two-front early-game war!) So he seemed more than happy to agree. I start gearing up for war (and thus getting even further behind in my research. *sigh*).
Over the next eight turns or so, I chase Marverni's smaller army all over my territories. Once we even exchanged places. (Let me take this moment to explain that I had misunderstood a fundamental rule of Dom3: I had somehow come to think that the order armies attack enemy provinces is determined randomly. So I should have had a 50-50 chance of attacking his army before it could attack another province of mine, right? After roughly six or seven turns of chasing him all over the map, I began to think I was--just possibly, mind you--wrong. A post on the main forums later, and I discover that indeed, I am wrong. *sigh* More wasted turns. Grand.)
At least my other mini-armies have been busily conquering his other territories--and gobbling up the gold mine of indie territories I discovered south of the mountain range! For some insane reason, Marverni and Hellheim--the only others with access to that area--hadn't moved into those territories yet. (Marverni at least had an excuse; he was busily trying to survive a two-front war he started. I can't understand what was going through Hellheim's head though!)
Meanwhile, Yomi keeps throwing armies at Marverni, and Marverni keeps destroying them. The two of them spend most of the entire war apparently fighting over the same single province, neither able to move beyond it. Right around the time I discover my army-movement mistake, Marverni makes a beeline with that smaller army right for his own capital--where another stronger army is just coming out and moving on my home capital. And all I've got nearby is a smaller indie-conquering army, and the army that had spent the last 8+ turns or so chasing him everywhere.
Hrm. Okay, *now* I'm a little nervous.
What can I do, what can I do? His merged armies will destroy mine. Hrm. Well, he's making a bee-line for my capital..and in order to do that he'll have to move through this provinces...that is three provinces away from my capital! Hmm!
I research Evocation like mad, build a bunch of flyers, and move two of my mini-armies into that province. Just before Marverni moves into it, I dump *FORTY* PD into that province, move my fliers there, all of my Eagle Kings (a whopping FOUR of them. *sigh*). Marverni steps confidently into my trap, and their army gets annihilated. Stomped on. Crushed. The only thing I failed to do was kill his pretender (awww...
And then in real life, I go away on a trip, send Llamabeast *three* messages (long story) asking him to delay the turn, announce it in the forums...and still stale out. Right when indie heroes random-event attack my *capital*, and besiege my home fortress. For two turns. And also allowing Marverni to recover a bit, starving TWO of my armies in low-supply provinces down south, etc. Grr...
Nevertheless, a few turns later, I'm by Marverni's capital, mopping him up. I make him another offer: I keep the territories I conquered, and we go to 3-turn-NAP status. Admittedly, the offer sucked for him, cuz I had taken most of his provinces--but it was his only chance of survival, allowing him to concentrate on Yomi exclusively. Beggars can't be choosers, after all. His response? "Ah, so you are growing afraid. I have crushed Yomi's army, and now I can concentrate on you!" And then Yomi sends me a message: "I think I can take him, but I need you to provide a distraction."
*blink*
At this point, over about twelve turns, I have kicked Marverni's butt from my capital all the way back to his. While he and Yomi fence back and forth accross essentially the same few territories. Yet I am apparently quaking in my boots at Marverni's vast might. And Yomi wants me to provide a 'distraction'. Uh huh. I honour my agreement with Yomi, and wait for him to conquer Marverni's capital. And wait. And wait.
And Hellheim attacks me.
--Hello, what?