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March 30th, 2008, 08:05 PM
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Thanks for all the squid
The nation of Oceania is happy to announce that we held the first annual Calamari feast in the oceans this month.
The giant squid was larger than expected, and it is likely all of our frolickers would have perished, but for divine intervention from the RNG itself. Who knows what happened! Is there a witch living under the waves? Did the light of a Baleful Star somehow penetrate the ocean depths? In any case, the huge squid had become cursed, and took a lance to the chest. With its ticker trashed, the kraken soon tired and perished.
Now Oceania will set about trying to bring growth and life to the shoals where once only death, misfortune, and misery were seen.
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Whether he submitted the post, or whether he did not, made no difference. The Thought Police would get him just the same. He had committed— would still have committed, even if he had never set pen to paper— the essential crime that contained all others in itself. Thoughtcrime, they called it. Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever.
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March 30th, 2008, 08:16 PM
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Re: Thanks for all the squid
is that a declaration of war on anyone in particular?
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March 30th, 2008, 08:22 PM
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Re: Thanks for all the squid
Oceania does not war! We are a nation of happy frolickers.
We are merely spreading the news of our happy frolicking, and complaining a wee bit that the former waters of Atlantis are a dark, dreary, and sad place (for now). We already declared frolicking on Atlantis a few pages back.
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Whether he submitted the post, or whether he did not, made no difference. The Thought Police would get him just the same. He had committed— would still have committed, even if he had never set pen to paper— the essential crime that contained all others in itself. Thoughtcrime, they called it. Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever.
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March 30th, 2008, 08:35 PM
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Re: Thanks for all the squid
Ah, I thought you might be intending to frolic elsewhere in the near future. My apologies.
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March 30th, 2008, 08:44 PM
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More fish please
Mictlan is looking to trade for a pair of Earth boots. We can pay in nature gems, water gems, astral gems, or blood slaves. In addition, we will say nice things about your pretender on the forums.
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March 30th, 2008, 09:04 PM
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Re: Thanks for all the squid
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vfb said:
We are merely spreading the news of our happy frolicking, and complaining a wee bit that the former waters of Atlantis are a dark, dreary, and sad place (for now). We already declared frolicking on Atlantis a few pages back.
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I think grim Sauromatia's swamps could use some quality frolicking. My lizard masters complain to me that the birth rates of their beasts are not what they used to be in the times of old, andthat Hydras are getting cranky and refusing to lay eggs. Too bad merry Oceania's lands and its frolicking citizens are so far away. But we can always hope...  |
March 30th, 2008, 09:32 PM
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Re: Thanks for all the squid
We described your dilemma to the old bishops of Oceania. They tell us there are far too many Death gems in your lands! These Death gems are dampening everyone's spirits. You can alleviate the problem by trading your sad Death gems to Oceania. We will send you 5 happy Water gems for every 4 sad Death gems you send to us.
Oceania
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Whether he submitted the post, or whether he did not, made no difference. The Thought Police would get him just the same. He had committed— would still have committed, even if he had never set pen to paper— the essential crime that contained all others in itself. Thoughtcrime, they called it. Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever.
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March 31st, 2008, 12:38 AM
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Re: Thanks for all the squid
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We described your dilemma to the old bishops of Oceania. They tell us there are far too many Death gems in your lands! These Death gems are dampening everyone's spirits. You can alleviate the problem by trading your sad Death gems to Oceania. We will send you 5 happy Water gems for every 4 sad Death gems you send to us.
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Very good try. Good thing Oceania's ruler is not into selling used sea turtles. He would rob all his neighbors blind with his cunning frolicking ways.
Unfortunately we have no use for water gems, since we lack water mages. I guess we will have to suffer sad death gems for now. Woe to my nation. 
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March 31st, 2008, 12:42 AM
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Sauromatia, are you so afraid of my Pretender that you send troops around him, rather than attacking him. Sad. A ruler should have more confidence in his troops.
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March 31st, 2008, 12:56 AM
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Re: Cyclops
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Sauromatia, are you so afraid of my Pretender that you send troops around him, rather than attacking him. Sad. A ruler should have more confidence in his troops.
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It worked, didn't it? 
There is something about that eye on that shield of yours that makes my pretender uneasy...
Besides my archers are not eager to shoot at someone with prot 30 and poison resistance 150%.
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