Forseti (Started)

[Whollaborg]

Mictlan has ferried a second patch of troops across the ocean, now our intelligence report 500 blessable troops with a whole bunch of mages to accompany them.

R'lyeh has massed troops on our border with no reply to our plea of help.

Jotunheim, so we are told, is planning to join the Mictlan in attack against us.

Agartha is the only nation who has agreed to have a non-agression pact with us.

Pandar Log remains neutral, or so they say, as this time neutrality means to stand and watch as the Mictlan takes over the world. Only the Tower of the Man is standing erect (aye, our tall Jotun friend) on path of blood and destruction that is going to engulf the world when the reign of Mictlan starts.

But if we together can stop the tide of Mitlan before it finally launces, we can still have a world in our hands. And in that world anything might happen and anyone can rise to greatness!

Please, reasonable minds of the world, now is the time to reconsider!
Zhukov

[Cor2]

I just cant be resonable with you talking about erections, LOL.

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Listen not to the gilded voices of the bards of Man, as they sing their songs of woe. Once again they praise the might of Mictlan's army, but decline to surrender to us.

Yes, Mictlan has landed on the shores that once belonged to Tien Chi, and it is truly a desolate land. Not one peasant remains. Such is the violence that Man brought to this world!

Man is not the helpless old ladies they make themselves out to be. Why, our brave captains were nearly destroyed by multiple Manifestations of evil! And only the goodness of the gods saved one captain from being swept away in a whirlwind.

Mictlan strives to restore the balance that was wrecked by the greed of Man, as he sought to own all that was unique and beyond price. But he hides his toys in his castles, and does not come out to play.

Where is the Sword of Aurgelmer, which we saw you wield in the final battle against Tien Chi? For what reason do you hide the Aegis, is it a sight so horrible to view that you keep it locked in some dungeon? Where is the Forge Lord's Hammer, the Stone Sword, the Sceptre, the Sickle Whose Crop is Pain?

Since Man has not opened up a museum for all to come and view these riches, they must once more be made available to all nations. We know you have most capable curators and librarians, for the sages of Man have devoted much time to research, and the burned lands of Tien Chi are evidence of their prowess.

Why, we cannot even find a single solitary mushroom growing here! Sad times, indeed.

Mictlan

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Who you calling pander?

[Cor2]

Man, Jotunheim declares war, incase you haven't noticed.

[Whollaborg]

Oh,
Another Sneak attack without declaration of war. Let your tall emptyheads come, the taller they are, the harder they fall

Zhukov

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Only Knights and Samurai are obliged to declare war. In Mictlan country, it's strictly the law of the jungle.

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Second wave of Mictlan landed southwards. Army was a peculiar one, consisting only of a hundered blessables and 16 turkeys! can you believe? Turkeys turned out to have considerable power in astral and nature paths (3,3) and they scared the [censored] out of the few militia units defending the landing province. Some foul trickery is suspected.

Turkeys will most likely meet the jotuns in few months to come if our defences down under fails.
We dealt with the Jotun attack and the giants are now in flight to cower their asses. Unfortunately we might not be able to follow them because of the grave threat not only to the man but to the to the world. That is Mictlan.

Around 600-800 hundred, mostly blessable troops are aproaching our castle up in the mountains. We cannot tell if we intend to make that castle a battleground our do we have to give the Mictlan more room to manouver. Now their unblessed army is simply staggering. It is led by the horrible djinn from the bottle and it is followed dozens after dozens of mages of considerable might!

The doom of all is the avalanche from the wicked jungle!

Horrified for the World,
Zhukov in a humble request of aid

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The turkeys of Mictlan were sent on a special mission to apprehend two heroes of Man who are suspected of possessing various contraband, including Magebane, Virtue, the Aegis, the Tartarian Chains, The Sickle Whose Crop is Pain, Aseftik's Armor, Krupp's Bracers, and other toys that rightfully belong in a museum instead of being hoarded by Man. The lands of Man are vast indeed, that they span two continents, and range from the mountains of the far North to the deserts of the Southwest and Southeast!

Ships are too damned expensive to make, and Mictlan would never dream of disturbing the neutral nations lying between us. So, flying turkeys was the best we could do on short notice. However your heroes were nowhere to be found when we arrived.

We were very impressed by the spirited defense your Mother of Avalon mounted against the Earth Elemental that attacked her. Little sprites killed my rock! Her subsequent demise was unfortunate, after such a heroic performance. We will eat some magical jungle mushrooms to contact the spirit world and sing her praises.

As for the castle in the mountains, Mictlan advises that you abandon all lands formerly belonging to TC, since they are devoid of peasants and pretty much worthless. With your superb scales, there should be plenty of peasants for your nobles to occupy themselves with in Man's homelands. Please, take the example of Brave Sir Robin to heart, and run away. You will prevent much suffering and bloodshed by doing so.

Mictlan

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aaaargh, something from the jungles emerges. A mysteryfant in the sig?!?