Figment - Early Game (Started)

[Corwin]

DonCorazon said:
How do you log onto server without getting your turn uploaded? I just logged on to see how much time was remaining (but with no time to take my turn) and now it says I have taken my turn. I won't have time to actually do my turn until this evening so would hate to have the turn host before then. Can someone please hold off on submitting their turn for 24 hours? Any way to avoid this in the future?

Thanks, Vanheim

Yes. What I do is connect to the server, and when it asks for my password just hit "enter". It says "incorrect password", and shows you how much time remains until next hosting.

[DonCorazon]

That is the trick I needed. Thanks.

[Corwin]

Ahhh, the smell of Leprosy in the morning, covering my two armies. Thanks Oceania.

Some of these troops may die from the desease. But they will rip the tails from your land-crawling fishes first.

[Kojusoki]

AdmiralZhao - what is your attitude towards the Forge of the Items now? I wonder if you still belive that "The Forge is simply to powerful to remain standing" and the owner shouldnt have the NAP with anybody

[AdmiralZhao]

You make a good point. I promise to attack the current owner of the Forge with the same vigor and ferocity that I attacked Ermor.

[DonCorazon]

The latest Led Zeppelin anthem for Vanheim is now Stairway to Heaven as that appears to be where we are headed after several trouncings by the creepy jungle warriors and their voodoo magic. Our manly warriors could not handle all the strange mojo and Vanheim is set to crumble rapidly without the beer-swilling leadership of D’rek.

And yes, this will delay the release of the long awaited DX 14000 Vibro Series of authentic Vanheim dwarven Hammers.

[AdmiralZhao]

Poor Vanheim. Destroyed by a simple typographical error, declaring war on Miclan when they meant to declare war on Mictlan.

On a separate note, we are selling mineral rights to the land around Abysia. Five major armies have been destroyed there, and we estimate there is a couple hundred gems worth of items mixed in with the topsoil. Act now!

[DonCorazon]

hey - we did all we could to improve Vanheim literacy - it just wasn't enough!

[AdmiralZhao]

Well, I'd say things are going exactly according to plan. The Formorian giants did precisely what I expected of them, and have walked (or trapeezed) right into my trap. Now all that remains is to snap shut the jaws of the trap on them.

[Rathar]

No doubt, but I am not alone and it was at least an entertaining turn or two.!