Fallacy - Middle Era (Started!) - Page 60

konming · #**591** July 28th, 2008, 01:36 AM

Yes my master. C'tis commands Eriu to leave Agartha land.

cupido2 · #**592** July 28th, 2008, 01:33 PM

Bah! Treachery and black magic made Ermor get away from utter and well deserved annihilation! And Agartha the Generous will glady give you a nature gem in exchange of the head of your Pretender and the lands you unrighfully claim to be yours (which means all of your lands).

HA! Now you've got it, Eriu!

Tichy · #**593** July 28th, 2008, 02:46 PM

Now I've got what?

Tichy · #**594** July 28th, 2008, 03:05 PM

Oh, hello, Mr. C'tis. I didn't see you there. My apologies.

Please define "Agartha land"...I have a feeling anything I vacate would be annexed by Mr. Ermor, who is even more annoyed by Agartha the Always Making Statements than I am.

cupido2 · #**595** July 28th, 2008, 03:43 PM

Helena has been offended! What an insolence! What an inpudi- and inpertinence! An utter brash-, brassi-, cheeki-, perki-, sassi- AND sauciness! I'm at a loss of words (if there were no online dictionaries)! Helena the Mild, Helena the Good, Helena the Loved and Much Valued of Agartha the Great, Agartha the Glorious and Agartha the One that Knows All was maligned! *faints*

konming · #**596** July 29th, 2008, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Tichy said:
Oh, hello, Mr. C'tis. I didn't see you there. My apologies.

Please define "Agartha land"...I have a feeling anything I vacate would be annexed by Mr. Ermor, who is even more annoyed by Agartha the Always Making Statements than I am.

While my master has the definative answer for this, I would say anything this side of the straight is natural homeland of my master. As for those ermor thieves, your theft and grave misuse of our knowledge shall be dealt with, sometime.

Lingchih · #**597** July 29th, 2008, 01:03 AM

Now, now, check back a few pages Mr. C'tis. Agartha declared war on me, not vice-versa.

cupido2 · #**598** July 29th, 2008, 02:15 PM

How many times more does Ermor underestimate Helena's forces? How many Tartarians must be put back to where they came from? Only Helena knows the answer.

And lo! and behold! C'tis comes to join the onslaught against the Alliance of Eriu and Ermor!

Lingchih · #**599** July 29th, 2008, 10:38 PM

Well, we only send the awful Tartarians over to fight you. We keep the good ones at home for a rainy day. Of course they kill our citizens, burn our temples, and are just generally un-civil, but we chalk that up to being undead gods with lots of nasty wounds. That would put any ex-god into a bad mood.

As for the battle, yeah, it didn't exactly go our way, but I equate that more to losing 3/4 of our troops in the Stygian Paths on the way over. My Lich was quite surprised when he got to the battle, and had a look around. "WTF, I'm supposed to fight with this rabble?" he was reported to say. He decided to leave and go join the siege on Agartha next door.

And, oh, almost forgot. We welcome the mighty Helena to our southern lands. What a surprise! We had no idea she was dropping in. We would prefer she not have dropped in right on top of our temple, but so be it. She has full guest rights. Anything she needs?

LoloMo · #**600** July 30th, 2008, 12:55 AM

Heya, I've taken over Pan. We will uphold any deals struck by the previous management, please update me on any such agreements.

Don't mind us, we're just here to watch the fireworks.