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[Starshine_Monarch]

Originally Posted by Tifone

Hey, man, we aren't in culinary jaunt, we're in a furious war commanded by the bloody lust for expansion of our brutal God Flamegasm!!!!

...oh, and he gave us all sandwiches packed in cellophane for dine, prepared with his tender loving hands.

Ah, some nice toasted subs, am I right? Scorched beef with some zesty Red Virgin sauce? Sounds lovely.

[Gregstrom]

They call it beef, but I have my suspicions.

[Gregstrom]

Leaked internal memo from the Temple of Tamakeri

From: Thunbu, High Priest
To: Initiate Fanbo

Fanbo, I seem to recall you saying "let's send out the troops to take out one of the mountain tribes. They're only poorly trained savages, after all, so they won't prove much of a threat."

Only one thing got in the way of this oh-so-cunning plan; OUR troops are the poorly trained savages, remember? If I ever track down the genius who first said that hide shields and loincloths were all a true warrior needed for protection, I'll stick his cost-efficiency predictions where they'll do the most good - and then issue him with said shield and loincloth and drop him in the spider pit. Then we'll see just how much good his 'true watrrior's protection' does him.

The rank at this memo's header can be considered accurate, by the way. You're also now assigned to supplies, where hopefully less can go wrong. You can start in your new post by arranging for the extra shipments of black leather required by Lord Tamakeri. Quite what he does with it all and why he prefers it in thin strips should remain a mystery if you wish to retain a position in the priesthood. When you've sorted that out you can start arranging a supplier for the metal spikes and studs Tamakeri requires, and then organise the extra rubber tree plantations we're apparently going to need in the long term.

Also, remind me to interview for a Receiver of Divine Visions post if I haven't done so by the end of the week. I spent three hours trying to get clean after the last one, and I still feel wrong. I'll never look at our sacred hippos in the same way again.

Thunbu

[Starshine_Monarch]

Originally Posted by Gregstrom

They call it beef, but I have my suspicions.

So long as the troops don't call their rations "Soylens Veridians," there should be nothing to worry about.

[Crust]

Originally Posted by Starshine_Monarch

Also on that not, I'd highly recommend staying away from C'tis. Gods only know what happens to a man's insides in their dominion, and with all the swamp gas around there, you might just have another French Cheese incident on your hands, or even worse.

Pull my finger.
- Prophet Mushdama, humble servant of the Farter of Gods, the Fart Raveler.

[Mithras]

Well the first problem had been solved, those lizards from south of the border had been stamped out... serve them right for not providing enough imigrant labour; they all wanted to be Emerion citizens anyway right?
Anyway that didn't matter who cared about lizards? It was time to give the pansies north of the border a hard time, and some of them still spoke... whatever it is that people from Arco spoke... and we all know that arcos was a country where full of cowards and people that thought! Of course Ermor had put a stop to that a couple of decades ago but some people hadn't learned that making money was the only way to go, oh well Ermor was still here to learn 'em.

[Bwaha]

HA Ha ha giggle... Void Gate 1 reports the first successful battle with some of the surface rabble. For his service Lord Kloanthos is rewarded with the Medallion of Mirth, which makes our noble troops even happier.


You guys have surpassed my expectations. Keep it up.


Thanks. Bwaha

[Tifone]

Originally Posted by Crust

Pull my finger.

...*pulls*...

[Crust]

[Mithras]

And now we have nothing to fight over. Who pulled the finger? come on own up, you're only making it worse for yourself!