Warhammerama - Running

[Sombre]

oh and...

Gutclaw tribe weak, got dead from old bones. Old bones no good to eat, got nothin we want. When you got wat we want, you gunna know, cuz we gunna already et it. We Mawsmash, we smash for the Maw!

[rdonj]

Sorry llama :P

I've been experimenting with tomb swarms a bit in singleplayer and am finding them somewhat hard to use. They seem not to be very fond of moving forward, frustratingly. They are still very useful though I'm not quite that far in the research yet, but I'll be there soon. Hold on to your flesh.

[rdonj]

That is a disgustingly large army of temple guards beating the rats into the ground

[RadioGibbon]

I can see how it might look like that, but you have to remeber that we live under there, and so what might appear like a rat being beaten into the ground to a casual observor may just in fact be a rat going home for his tea, or to watch Neighbours or something.

[llamabeast]

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[rdonj]

My apologies good sir, on second glance this does seem a bit more likely than what I suggested.

[rdonj]

Ouch, my battle orders failed rather horribly that turn. And I forgot to have one of my commanders move and patrol! Still, we didn't do too poorly. I'm going to have a few choice words with some of my commanders though.

[rdonj]

While putting the bodies of fallen ogres up on spikes after their last raid on nehekara, it was discovered that several of them had actually eaten some of our most ancient treasures. Luckily they were slain before the artifacts could be devoured, but who knows how many more yet remain being digested in the stomachs of those ogres who escaped our wrath. Seeing this situation as completely unacceptable, we hereby declare our intent to purge the world of this filth race of fat, slobbering fools. May the sands consume you.

[Sombre]

Hah. On the exact turn I move my previously stationary army you attack that province.

Either you have amazing timing or mine sucks because I'm sure I'd have won that if I hadn't moved. Oh well : ]

[rdonj]

Either way it's very good news for me, that was shaping up to be a rather apocalyptic battle over by my poor little fort. Regardless of whether I'd won or not my losses would probably have been pretty much catastrophic. I don't need any more victories like that first one....