MP: ComfortZone - All MA Nations - Running

[DonCorazon]

News from Shinuyama:
Religious scholars in Shinuyama are heatedly debating whether saying "the One Who Should Not be Named" is a actually referring to the one who should not be named, and thus blasphemy. Its quite perplexing for our goblin minds. We are contemplating the adoption of a symbol (like the US singer once known as Prince) to resolve the religious dilemma.

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Blasphemer!

***vfb chucks a rock at DonCorazon

[Mithras]

Hmm, scholar from Oceiania says
If 'he who must not be named' materializes (it wont of course, being a false idol) will it be blaspheming itself by being in existance (As surely existing is akin to being named as to exist one must be named...) And thus will it get stoned?
Oceiania demands rocks be thrown at the god of Shinuyama for the crime of blashemy agaisnt itself.
All worship Brian, the one true god.

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Ooooooh!

***vfb chucks a rock at Mithras

[Otherling]

The fact that your god's name can be comprehended by mortal minds in the first place is the very proof of its falsehood. This is why the Machakans worship the true god, Ahktalana (not our god's name, but rather Machakan for "name which cannot be pronounced").

[Mithras]

We just spent several lines explaining the oposite. If a god has no name it cannot exist, or it blashemes agaisnt itself ergo Brain is the best name for a god, not only is it memorable but it is easy to chant when all you've got is gills

[cleveland]

Excerpt from the Nation of Man's contribution to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:


"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

[Mithras]

Man then goes on to prove that black is white and gets killed on the nearest zebra crossing
I love Douglas Adams

[cleveland]

All,

I hope everyone's enjoying the limited elbowroom of ComfortZone.

Just a reminder, this game will be postponed from Wed, Nov 26th to Monday, Dec 1st with quickhost off.

Cheers,
cleveland

[licker]

I'm not sure if 'enjoying' is the right word...

buckle up folks the rides about to get bumpy...