MP: BonsaiKitten - Game for people who feel constricted - rockin out

[sum1lost]

I kind of got in a car accident- I'm okay, but Itll be a while before I can put my turn in- would it be possible to ask for an extension?

[cleveland]

Glad you're alright. I personally have no objection to an extension.

[Omnirizon]

OK. Is one day enough, or do you need more?

[cleveland]

The only thing Sea Naiads hate more than a Peeping-Tom is a Peeping-Alien. Oceania formally terminates its NAP3 with R'lyeh.

Our elite Jellyfish Assault Squadron has vowed to prosecute an aggressive submarine campaign against the technologically advanced Illithid scum (in 3 months, of course). Which nations will show similar backbone against his dry provinces?

Cheers,
Oceania

[Janlm]

you're just angry we caught your sneaking armies in our territory. Anyone considdering friendship with oceania should really check your own provinces for oceania armies waiting for the oportunity to surprise attack you.

[cleveland]

Sneaking armies? Those were field trips of eager young ichtysatyrs hoping to see the famed Void Gate they've been reading about in history class.

And besides, the wise nations of Bonsai rest easy at night knowing ichtysatyrs are only stealthy underwater...like the thousands that still infest your waters! Muahahahahaha! On field trips.

[cleveland]

Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your non-alien ears!

R'lyeh is about to gate in a large army into my rear waters. That's right, he's already gating armies.

If you ever hope to stop him, you'd better act now, because he ain't gettin' any weaker. And if Oceania falls...well, good luck dislodging him from the water.

If you need water breathing items, contact me immediately and we can begin production. Time is most certainly not on our side...

Cheers,
Oceania

[cleveland]

PS - Oh yeah, and we need death gems. 9 death gems, to be exact. We'll trade 1:1 for anything except Astral (which we desperately need vs. Rlyeh), and Air, which we don't have. Please PM me ASAP, as your own survival depends upon it.

[Janlm]

Oceania

Noone shall say that the great Rlyeh is entirely without a sense of mercy...If you surrender right now, and denounce your false god, we promise that we will make sure to be carefull and only slaugher as small a possible percentage of your population while we enslave it.


Rlyeh

[cleveland]

R'lyeh is also not entirely without a sense of humor, apparently.

OOC: Sorry for the delay, I'm waiting diplomatic communiques.