Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Kamog]

Kamog goes down to Engineering to see what kind of cleanup work is required... there's thousands of little alien-droid parts scattered all over the floor. Kamog picks up some of the bigger pieces to examine, but nothing looks salvageable. Oh, well.

OK, where's the vacuum cleaner? Kamog opens the door to the little storage closet in the Engineering area. The vacuum cleaner is covered with an inch of dust, spider webs and dead bugs. Also in the closet are fossilized banana peels, apple cores, a broken broom, a leaky bucket, and some mummified rats. When Kamog brings out the vacuum cleaner, the wheels fall off.

Giving up on the vacuum cleaner, Kamog picks up the broken broom and sweeps up all the droid bits from the floor.

After finishing the cleanup and putting the broom away, Kamog looks down the hall and sees the pretty space marines. "Wow, I didn't know we have Liv Tyler clones on board! Maybe I can get them to teach me space aikido!"

Kamog goes up to the Liv Tyler clones, and they are all watching the view screen. ...What? What's this on the screen? Some of the clones start looking at Kamog, then at the screen, and then back at Kamog again.

"Hey, that's not me! I don't think that's Commander Erax, either. We didn't do that, it's fake!" The Liv Tyler clones don't seem to believe him, and Kamog quickly leaves the area.