My favorite stupid death in a roguelike game (no, it wasn't me) :
"OK, a maulotaur... let me teleport away... what ? Get off the keyboard you stupid cat ! No ! What's that ? Grrrrrrr... killed by a stupid cat.... (sigh)"
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Have you ever had... the sudden feeling... that God is out to GET YOU?
Well, my girl dumped me and I'm stuck with the raftmates from Hell in the middle of the sea and... what was the question again???