Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Growltigger]

OH MY GODDDD, it shouldn't happen to a cat.

I have just been mooned by two people who have absolutely no idea what the concept of bottomly hygiene means!

I mean really, Gryphin's back passage is like a sludge pit, a gaping cess pool that looks like one of those sticky toffee puddings you used to get given at school. It really is the jaws of hell - yuk, and as for the stench?!!!

I mean, you would have thought that a purveyor of the "Gryphin position" would know that airtex Y fronts are meant to be changed at least once a month, and not left to harden until they need remving with a blow torch and a welding gun.

YYUK

and as for Mac's fudge tunnel, you would have thought that the colostomy bag would stop a lot of problems there, but rather than cobwebs, we have a gaping pit of bottomly doom!!!!! rectum? too damn right after seeing that aging withered knackered old ring piece. His backside looks like a bloody pizza, one with extra anchovies and bits of pineapple (I dont want to even know what they are!!)

I swear I saw Amelia Earhart, Buster Crabbe and Lord Lucan waving at me from there

I am frankly scared to assault either of the filthy swine with the red hot poker handcannon as the methane gasses obviously evident in their back passages could lead to a violent catastrophic explosion...

and shouldn't someone tell them that underwear should be laundered occassionally, and not held together by funny yellow marks and stubborn understains...

Growltigga leaves the cantina and sounds of violent puking can be heard

Yuk

[ November 17, 2003, 12:52: Message edited by: Growltigger ]