Re: (OT) tips for moving to keep your movers happy.
-To get the job done quicker, motivate your movers with a cat 'o nine tails or cattle prod.
-You break my wardrobe, I break your legs.
-Make sure the first things that get moved are your most comfortable chair and a fridge full of beer, so that you can sit in comfort and gloat as the poor saps drag your housebrick collection up three flights of stairs.
-Reclaim petrol money by charging them for imaginary breakages.
...uncomfortable pause...
What? Why are you all looking at me like that?
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