OT: Read In Magazine

[Atrocities]

I read today in a magazine in the Dr. Office that the Earth has moved about 760,000 miles closer to the sun over the Last four years and that is why we are having all of this add weather and funky tatonik (sp) plate movements. Hell when Mt. St. Helens becomes active again, something is wrong.

Any one know anything about this? Also it spoke about how the moon is moving away from the Earth at the rate of something like 20ft a year. And that effects the tides and such.

The article listed a bunch of nasty "The sky is falling" things that are, in the opinion of many scientists, happening right now. Real end of the world kind of crap from the polls flipping palarity to the core of the planet slowing down and no longer spinning.

Real depressing things like the polar ice caps are melting in the Artic and how some man made aqurium seaweed is spreading like wild fire through the mediterian sea and in its wake all things die because its so toxic to them.

Is any of this true?