SEV on Steam?

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This just out. Ford Motors has adopted the Passive Individual Steam Satellite End Device Owner oF Ford system, herein known as P.I.S.S.E.D.O.F.F.. The purpose of PISSEDOFF is to provide Ford Customers with the latest cross breading of high tech anti piracy software with that of Fords innovative method for boosting revenue. Those customers who purchase a Ford product, often priced at or near $40,000 to $50,000 US dollars, will now be inconvenienced no more with the hassle of having to find ignition keys for their Ford vehicles. The owner simply has to enter their personal activation combination code to enter their Ford vehicle, press the Start button and PISSEDOFF will take it from there. PISSEDOFF will remotely access your authorization to start, drive, and ride in this Ford product. Owners will be required to provide their original Ford Operations CD upon request, placing it in the optional CD ROM dash drive. Upon successful authorization, PISSEDOFF will download the operational control protocols for the specific Ford vehicle that the driver is attempting to operate. Operation authority will be granted on a per use basis through the implantation of the Ford End User License Agreement. Wherein the purchaser of any Ford product agrees to the terms of use in condition and conjunction with said agreement. In that they are the only authorized user of said Ford product and may not allow other users to use said licensed Ford vehicles without first purchasing an additional end user license. Please note that there is a monthly service fee for the privilege of using PISSEDOFF, and that your new Ford vehicle can only be operated after PISSEDOFF has authorized you to use said Ford vehicle. Please be advised that there is often a four to five hour wait while PISSEDOFF installs and that delays of twenty to thirty minutes are routinely expected during day-to-day operation of PISSEDOFF. Ford motors is not liable for any delay, or resulting consequence of said delay that may, and more likely than not will occur.