Best Wishes for the New Year..

[Atrocities]

NEWS FLASH!

A HUGE MASSIVE, GAINT, PLANET SIZED ASTEROID IS HEADING RIGHT FOR US AND WILL COLIDE WITH OUT PLANET ON NEW YEARS DAY.

The President was most somber in what is likely to be his final planetary address before the end. The Asteroid, named after its discoverer, Dr. Gervais, will strike the northern continent and mid planet sea at precisely 12:01 News Years day.

Needless to say the planet has been gripped by fear and wide spread panic is has lead to mass rioting, looting, rapes, murders, and mass suicides.

The government has already stated that nothing will survive, all life on the planet will be lost as Gervais plows through our planet smashing it into a quadrillion bits of flaming debris.

Hording, looting, and hiding are pointless endeavors since the planet is going to blow the hell up. Government control and organized law have broken down so its advised that if there is any one to whom you wish to settle a score with, now is the only chance you will have to get even.

It has been reported that many people are rampantly killing the true believers who are going around saying "God Bless us." "It is quite clear that God is busy doing other things right now." - The Pope.