LOL - Very good. 
The IRS fails audit after audit after audit, totalling billions of dollars.  Yet they come after me, tooth gund and nail for a $14.00 paper work error on my 1989 tax return... WTF? 
Certified Letter Arrives From The IRS
"You owe us $450.01 as a result of fines, penalties, fees, and collections costs for a $14.00 error on your 1989 1040 Tax form.  Please remit this sum in full no later than last week."
So I sent them a black & decker skill saw and told them to keep the change. 

  (They were not amused.) 
