Gryphin and Growltigga Thread

[Growltigga]

The court would like to thank Mr Mac of Cesspool, Ohio for his learned findings. The court has carefully considered his findings and after due deliberation, would respond as follows, using, for ease of reference, the numbering set out in his own submissions:

1 the court considers that Mr Mac's inconclusive judgement is proabably flawed. It is obvious that during his extensive, and disturbingly knowledgeable, research into 'adult websites', Mr Mac's brain has turned to cream cheese, he has gone blind and his knees have turned to water. The court also suspects that he has sprained his wrist and should seek immediate medical attention.
The case in point is that the defendant admitted to frequenting adult sites (Quote "talk about it if I am not doing it" unquote) and that the phrase 'circling the wagons' resulted from a discussion on said adult site.

The court's view is that the defendant has already provided numerous confessions and entertainment with this regard. Guilty as charged.

2. The court thanks Mr Mac for correctly pointing out the discrepancy in the type of fauna inhabiting the defendant's top lip. The court would point out that as a European institution, it is not familiar with the native fauna found on the east coastal maritime regions of the continental United States and would appoint Mr Mac as its expert in this regard. The court would point out that it does have plenitentiary powers to levy charges against north american nationals.

Following Mr Mac's expert submission, the court has moved to amend the charges by removing references to 'prairie dogs' and replacing these with "Wooly Bear",as our expert has stated,a commonly known as a variety of catepillar. It is obvious to the court that this is the form of creature horribly abused by the defendant and forced to live on his top lip and therefore the defendant isa found guilty on all counts.

3. Following Mr Mac's expert submissions, the court has reviewed the evidence levied against the defendant. After discussion with our learned colleague in the european union, it has been agreed that line dancing is a crime against humanity. The court will consider sentence after this hearing.

4. The court thanks Mr Mac for this evidence but would suggest that this is not the most forums conveniens in order to conduct sophistry. The court considers that the differential headgear mentioned in Mr Mac's submissions is pure semantics. The defendant is accused of wearing a silly hat with a large brim reminiscient of a variety of historical wild west hollywood figures. The court finds the defendant guilty as charged.

On a general point, the court would like to thank Mr Mac for his investigative efforts and would suggest that at his age, he should have a nice cup of tea and a sit down. A pair of slippers and a comfy chair are also suggested


[ 15 February 2002: Message edited by: Growltigga ]