Kim Jong Il invades (in his own words)

[themattcurtis]

Harro! In this scenario, I, the AI take the role of the grrrorrrrriouusss Korean People’s Army in the SPMBT scenario “King Jong Il invades”…..pretty nifty, huh?

I find myself facing that incompetent imperialist swine Matt Curtis, who has deruded himself into thinking that by October of 2003, his ROK and Japanese Self Defense Force buffoons stand any chance of defeating the revolutionary armed wing of the People’s Party…… MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The battlefield (itself irrelevant as I win wherever I go) sees a piddly rittle company of South Korean infantry armed with LAWs, assault rifles and 7.62mm machine guns sitting along a highway running north to south.

The road is bordered by one and two-story structures to either side, and is hedged to the west by a N-S river, while to the east we have some hills.

Down to the southeast there’s an industrial park, accessed by a road that runs west until it hits a bridge crossing the river.

Most of those FOOLS are watching the northern edge of the map. There’s maybe a pratoon acting as the first rine of defense, with a bunch of mama’s boys behind them sobbing into their kimchi.

Their first sign of trouble is when a lone BRDM armored car tries to push its way through that northern line, only to take a 66mm M-72 rocket up the A--.

But that’s ok, I never riked him anyway.