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Renojustin said:
The Bloody Bags, merchants of Sauromatia, have wondrous and splendid gems of Nature for sale. Gain a year of life! Invigorate an entire field of crops! Unlock the potential of your member!
All they ask in return are gems of death and sickness. Give us your negativity, we'll give you the gems of life!
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Warning, nations of Ascendant! It is known that Sauromatia is touched by death and arrogance. Do not purchase these gems of so-called life! Many thousands of Sauromatian children and slaves have died mining these tainted stones.
Instead, support Kailasa nature gems. Produced using environmentally sound
organic methods passed down traditionally from the yakshas themselves, Kailasa gems are a non-polluting renewable source of life and vitality. Also, every order of Kailasa nature gems comes with a year's supply of organically grown bananas, ape-tested and yaksha-approved!
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