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FNN (Forest News Network)
*BREAK THE NEWS*
Today a glorious battle at the capital of Pangaea was fought. The screaming maniacs of Sauromatia were utterly destroyed. Now with the Sauromatian false pretender dead and all Sauromatian armies destroyed, Pangaea will begin to reconquer its lands. All free peoples can now breath in relief!
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Shish kebab those androphag archers are *mean*. Oh oh oh, and that Gorgon, she was one mean #%¤#"%&#*! Happily for me tough they are all now gone
It is a time for a happy little dance. God bless the berserking minotaurs, it is absolutely fabulous they do not understand when all hope is lost
I feel so skilled now