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December 25th, 2002, 03:31 AM
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Re: Santa Might Be Late!
Maybe Santa has a spare reindeer in the back of his sled...
If he does it probably isn't full size. Unless his sled is a VW*. 
*)I think it's VW that comes with full size spares. I am not for sure.
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I think...therefore I am confused.
They were armed. With guns, said Omari.
Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?
The dreaded derelict dwelling two ton devil bunny!
Every ship can be a minesweeper... Once
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December 25th, 2002, 11:19 PM
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Re: Santa Might Be Late!
Didn't need a spare. Just pumped UP ole' "Blitzen". And Santa was off again! Whew! That was a close one, though.
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December 26th, 2002, 06:20 AM
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Re: Santa Might Be Late!
Aha! I knew it,Rags. It was YOUR grandma that got run over by that raindeer! 
Sorry. Can't get that song out of my head! 
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December 26th, 2002, 06:40 PM
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Re: Santa Might Be Late!
Please, don't talk about that... It's still a touchy subject..... .................
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I think...therefore I am confused.
They were armed. With guns, said Omari.
Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?
The dreaded derelict dwelling two ton devil bunny!
Every ship can be a minesweeper... Once
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December 27th, 2002, 01:15 PM
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Re: Santa Might Be Late!
Rags,
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Please, don't talk about that... It's still a touchy subject..... .................
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Wouldn't think of it!
Rags Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog, And we'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her medication, So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found her Christmas mornin', At the scene of the attack. There were hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back
rags Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Grandpa, He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' football, Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.
It's not Christmas without Grandma. All the family's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder: Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Rags Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table And the puddin' made of pig. And a blue and silver candle, That would just have matched the hair in Rags Grandma's wig.
Rags warned all his friends and neighbors. Better watch out for yourselves. They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Rags Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
See, no taliking. Just singing!
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December 27th, 2002, 05:59 PM
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Ragnarok - Hevordian Story Thread
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I think...therefore I am confused.
They were armed. With guns, said Omari.
Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?
The dreaded derelict dwelling two ton devil bunny!
Every ship can be a minesweeper... Once
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December 29th, 2002, 09:51 AM
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Re: Santa Might Be Late!
Ragnarok, I have to inform you Sir; that I must report that Major is out of uniform. A major Wearing Captians Bars is a severe brech of Military Regulations!
Would the Major please follow me?
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