The Funniest Canadian Joke.

[Growltigger]

A Canadian lad from Manitoba marries a young girl from a neighbouring town. On his wedding night, he is appalled to find out that she is a virgin.

He immediately packs his bags and jumps in his pick-up and drives back to his parents.

His father and mother ask him why he has come home on his wedding night, rather than whooping it up with his new bride. Our erstwhile hero announces that he is traumatised because his new bride is a virgin.

"Damn" says his dad, "you did the right thing son, if she isn't good enough for her own family, she certainly ain't good enough for ours"

[primitive]

So it's only Canadian jokes then.

But when we run out of these, maybee this could be another namechanging thread.
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-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a bar.....

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by primitive:

-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a bar.....

.....And the Norak ducks...

[ January 27, 2003, 18:40: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Wardad]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:

quote:

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Originally posted by primitive:

-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a bar.....

.....And the Norak ducks...

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Ok,
-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a cantina.....

[primitive]

-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into the cantina.....

The bartender (Taz) takes one look at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?!?!?"

[minipol]

Originally posted by Arkcon:
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

is a real old one. I'm sure I heard it in kindergarten. I say again, does that just sound funny in French with a German accent or what?

To be honest, i have never heard that joke before. Anyway, one has to wonder how they collect data and how representative their method is.
I don't think it's very scientific.

[Edit to correct a missing "[" ]

[ January 28, 2003, 12:47: Message edited by: minipol ]

[Wardad]

In Canada, Moosehead is a beer.
In USA, it is misdemeanor.

[ January 28, 2003, 19:46: Message edited by: Wardad ]