The Funniest Canadian Joke.

[Wardad]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:

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Originally posted by primitive:

-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a bar.....

.....And the Norak ducks...

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Ok,
-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a cantina.....

[primitive]

-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into the cantina.....

The bartender (Taz) takes one look at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?!?!?"

[minipol]

Originally posted by Arkcon:
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

is a real old one. I'm sure I heard it in kindergarten. I say again, does that just sound funny in French with a German accent or what?

To be honest, i have never heard that joke before. Anyway, one has to wonder how they collect data and how representative their method is.
I don't think it's very scientific.

[Edit to correct a missing "[" ]

[ January 28, 2003, 12:47: Message edited by: minipol ]

[Wardad]

In Canada, Moosehead is a beer.
In USA, it is misdemeanor.

[ January 28, 2003, 19:46: Message edited by: Wardad ]

[tbontob]

Originally posted by Wardad:
In Canada, Moosehead is a beer.
In USA, it is misdemeaner.

IIRC the moose is the largest deer in the deer family.

It can weigh almost a ton and Canada has a lot of them.

The numbers of moose in Canada may be one of the causes of all the "Canadian" moose jokes.

IIRC, one province has more moose than people.

Anybody care to venture which province that is?

[David E. Gervais]

..I'm an english speaking Canadian living in Quebec,.. I have the right to remain silent, anything I say can and will be used against me by the Language Police. I have the right to an atourny, if I can not afford one a unilingual french speaking avocat will be provided for me...

I read this somewhere way back, I find it really funny. Personally I'm bilingual so I don't have this kind of problem, My problem is that the french think I speak with an english accent and the english think I speak with a french accent! Probably because I throw in words from both Languages and this confuses them!

Nuf said! Cheers!

[Arkcon]

Originally posted by David Gervais:
My problem is that the french think I speak with an english accent and the english think I speak with a french accent! Probably because I throw in words from both Languages and this confuses them!

Nuf said! Cheers!

Oh that is too funny, I'm trying to picture the average conversation in my head.

Once I was making random calls to component vendors, and one was located in (pronounced) mOn-rA-'[a']l -- the nice receptionist lady answers the phone, "Hello, Bounjour", and I was stunned for a second or two.

thinks"She said hello twice ... am I supposed to greet her back twice? "

[ January 28, 2003, 22:23: Message edited by: Arkcon ]