The Funniest Canadian Joke.

tbontob · #1 February 1st, 2003, 12:26 AM

Ragnarok

You could say it happened in Canada or "The Canadian"

The first one reads like you were the "perpetrator"!

Now fess up, were you?

The second one was really funny. How we go into contortions to avoid things and how 'really' straight people let the cat out of the bag.

Children are notorious for doing this!

Ragnarok · #2 February 1st, 2003, 12:41 AM

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You could say it happened in Canada or "The Canadian"

I guess I could've done that.

Didn't think about it at the time though.

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The first one reads like you were the "perpetrator"!

Now fess up, were you?

No, it wasn't me. I was the second one.

No, I don't know nothing about computer programming. That is the way I copied and pasted the story from a joke a day email I get every day.

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The second one was really funny. How we go into contortions to avoid things and how 'really' straight people let the cat out of the bag.

Yeah, kids are really good at doing that. It seems like older ones are too. You do it when you're a kid and then stop doing it for a few years. Then pick up once more when you're like 60 or older.

primitive · #3 February 1st, 2003, 01:42 AM

3 SIMPLE STEPS TO MAKE A GREAT CANADIAN JOKE.

Doing extensive research in this thread (thanks to tbontob for step 2 and Growltigga for step 3), I have compiled 3 simple steps to make a great Canadian joke.
1: Take any great joke.
2: Exhange all geographic references with Canada (or the Canadian ).
3: If sheep is involved, exhange with moose.

So lets run a little test:
Original joke:
What do you call a Scotsman with a sheep under each arm ?
- A pimp.

Canadian joke:
What do you call a Canadian with a moose under each arm ?
- A pimp.

Hmmm, must be one more step.

Fyron · #4 February 1st, 2003, 02:12 AM

Primitive, you have to start with a good joke, not a bad one.

primitive · #5 February 1st, 2003, 02:55 AM

Fyron
This joke was only used for testing purposes. I would never tell such a lame joke.

BTW, I think I got it..

4: Compensate for size difference.

Original joke:
What do you call a Scotsman with a sheep under each arm ?
- A pimp.

Refined Canadian joke:
What do you call a Canadian with a moose under each arm ?
- A very, very tall pimp.

tbontob · #6 February 2nd, 2003, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by Ragnarok:
No, it wasn't me. I was the second one.

ROFLOL. That was funny! My parrot perked up and started to laugh with me. And he is three rooms away!!!!

tbontob · #7 February 2nd, 2003, 01:21 AM

When I read Ragnaroks reply, I didn't have a chance to read Primitive's.

By this time I was "really" rolling on the floor. And my parrot is laughing his silly head off too!