The Funniest Canadian Joke.

DavidG · #1 February 3rd, 2003, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tbontob:
What is not so well known is that it beats the bear or any other animal in Canada as being the most dangerous land animal in Canada.

What is this based on? Personaly I would rather come face to face with a moose than a grizly or polar bear.

tbontob · #2 February 2nd, 2003, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DavidG:

quote:
Originally posted by tbontob:
What is not so well known is that it beats the bear or any other animal in Canada as being the most dangerous land animal in Canada.

What is this based on? Personaly I would rather come face to face with a moose than a grizly or polar bear.

Sorry David, you are a bit late with this posting.

I commented on the intended "misdirection" earlier.

Kaladaar · #3 February 2nd, 2003, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by primitive:
1: Take any great joke.
2: Exhange all geographic references with Canada (or the Canadian ).
3: If sheep is involved, exhange with moose.

Let me offer this possible addition...

3a: Replace moose with beaver as needed.

tbontob · #4 February 2nd, 2003, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaladaar:

quote:
Originally posted by primitive:
1: Take any great joke.
2: Exhange all geographic references with Canada (or the Canadian ).
3: If sheep is involved, exhange with moose.

Let me offer this possible addition...

3a: Replace moose with beaver as needed.

LOL

Another Canadian icon being abused.

The real challenge is how to fit in the maple leaf!

Kamog · #5 February 2nd, 2003, 07:43 PM

Replace "blonde" with "Newfie" as the one who does something stupid in the joke. I never understood why they make fun of people from Newfoundland...

I have a coworker who is from Newfoundland. When he moved out of Newfoundland, people didn't call him by his name, they called him "Newfie". And in a lot of jokes people told, the Newfie was the one who did something stupid. Needless to say, he was not happy with the prejudice that a lot of people had.

[ February 02, 2003, 17:50: Message edited by: Kamog ]

tbontob · #6 February 2nd, 2003, 08:07 PM

(tbontob fingers itch to start a discussion on the sorry plight of Newfoundlanders, but refrains from doing so as the topic is supposed to be one of the "funny-bone".)

tbontob · #7 February 2nd, 2003, 08:36 PM

Oh heck! Maybe bring something up that is partially on topic.

Is there any connection in the "moose" or "Newfie" jokes and the fact that there is 1 moose to every 3 or 4 Newfoundlanders in Newfoundland?